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From Overland Park, Kansas

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
 local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. 
When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said
 to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' He
 ignored me and continued writing the ticket. 
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me
 and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. 
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

 He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
 first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
 more tickets he wrote. 
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus! The car
 that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that
 said, 'McCain in '08'. 
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor
 tells me that it's really important to my health.


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